Sunday, June 27, 2004

Baracãoan Elections Announced

In a not entirely unexpected move, elections in the Republic of Baracão were announced by Presidente Alarico Veto Julia today. Speaking to crowds in the Plaza de le Revolución, el Presidente called the recently-appointed Electoral Commissioner, Rico Noriega, to supervise elections to the President's office, the Minister-General's office, and to the Council of State.

The formulation of electoral policies by political parties has already begun. The Frente Popular's password-protected forum has seen a massive increase in its activity, with Frentistas organising their candidates. It is expected that the Frente will field:

· Alarico Veto Julia of the Movimiento para la Cuarta República for election as President;
· Erasmo Jacqueras Carrar, also of the Movimiento para la Cuarta República, for election as Minister-General;
· Juan Fidel Valencia, leader of the Partido Comunista Nacional, for election to the Council of State;
· Julio Sanchez de Frente, also of the Partido Comunista Nacional, and who has recently changed his name from "Koba", also for election to the Council of State;
· Diego de Almagro, leader of the Frente Nacional para la Tradición Minorcana y Salvación Tiegista, also for election to the Council of State.

With the recent re-organisation and re-vitalisation of the Frente Popular and the massive majority that it holds in all sections of the political scene in the Republic, it is expected that the Tiegist alliance of progressive parties will romp home to victory, securing a Frentista future of Baracão.

However, the might of the smaller parties is not to be underestimated. The newly-founded Partido Social Demócrata has been approached by the Partido Nacionalista de Baracão (which will, as brought to you exclusively by Tiegismo Hoy, shortly be changing its name) for an electoral alliance to defeat the "evil oligarchy" of the Frente Popular. Such a move was expected by most in the Republic, given the traditionally Frente-hating membership that wields power in both parties.

At the time of going to the presses, the candidates to be fielded by any PSD-PNB alliance, or by either or the parties independently of the other, was not known, and no member of either party had been nominated, although Tiegismo Hoy strongly suspects that the anti-Frente Thomas la Antonio will fight to become President on behalf of the PNB, or that the similarly anti-Frente Jose Barrio-Martinez will be standing for the PSD. Xavier Cervantes, Christo de Loutrado and Jesus Pablo Santiago are also expected to become candidates for one of the positions up for grabs.

Despite the Frente's power, a PSD-PNB alliance could secure them at least one seat on the Council of State, which oversees and regulates legislation passed to it from the Assembly before being sent for Presidential assent.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

Frente Popular Closes Doors

The Frente Popular, the Republic of Baracão's governing political party, today closed its doors to non-members. The decision, taken by the Political Bureau, was to ensure that the privacy of the Frente against the meddling of non-Frentistas.

In recent times, discussion between Frentistas has been interrupted by personae non grata making derogatory statements about the Frente. Whilst the Frente, of course, believes in the right to free speech, as enshrined in the Constitution of the Republic, originally drafted by el Presidente and other Frentistas after the re-establishment of the Baracãoan Republic, ending a period of anarchy in the history of the Islas de la Libertad. However, after much discussion between the Political Bureau and the members of the Frente, a motion was carried and voted on to close the forum.

Whilst all members of the Frente Popular should have access, el Presidente has called upon those who haven't to email him and let him know.

Friday, June 25, 2004

Baracão gets its first radio station

A new company, the Baracãoan Broadcasting Corporation, has just announced its first news broadcast on micronations.net. The BBC offers in-depth news, both foreign and domestic, in an easily accessible format. Critically acclaimed, this broadcast marks only the second micronational radio station in our sector - the first being the well-known Radio Politika, which received the 2003 Fnord award for best news program. Tiegismo Hoy encourages all citizens to download the 4.5 MB file, available at Micronational Eye

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Baracãoan Foreign Ministry Approached by Cyberia and Ratelon

The Democratic Union of Ratelon, a German-speaking nation, has approched the Ministry of the Exterior in Bandera to establish diplomatic recognition between the two countries. Professor Jerkov of Ratelon has also invited the Republic of Baracão to take part in the primarily German League of Nations. It is thought that Proferror Jerkov hopes to increase the interlingual participation of what Minister of the Exterior has said might be Yet Another Micronational Organisation, although with the participation of the larger and more-experienced German nations looks set to be a disciplined and active organisation.

The Virtual Commonwealth of Cyberia, through its ambassador to Baracão, Peter Hickey, has proposed a Treaty of Amity between the two countries. In line with the Presidente's hopes for a federal-style webring of information about Baracão, currently consisting of the Frente Popular's website, Ambassador Hickey has also hinted that Mike Phyle, Cyberia's resident "techno maven", will construct a homepage for the embassy in Bandera.

Tiegismo Hoy hopes that relations between Baracão, Cyberia and Ratelon can be furthered at the soonest possible juncture. Whilst Ratelon has not yet proposed any treaty, it is expected that Minister Carrar will forward the Cyberian Treaty of Amity to el Presidente for his signature in the coming days.

More Political Upheaval in Baracão

The political face of Baracão looks set to change forever, according to rumours circulating amongst the members of the National Assembly of Popular Power.

The Partido Nacionalista de Baracão, long the largest, best-organised and active opposition has seen its support and efficiency drop of late, especially with the recent departure of Jose Barrio-Martinez, and, most recently, Devante Covas, who has defected to the new Partido Social Demócrata. It has been suggested that the PNB has acknowledged their failings and have been planning a massive restructuring of their organisation. According to rumours, the PNB will change its name to the "Partido Nacional Demócrata" and concentrate more on their self-desribed policy of "Left National Democracy", first formulated by Jose Barrio-Martinez and Thomas la Antonio in May.

Spectators have suggested that the new Partido Nacional Demócrata will work with the Partico Social Demócrata, as the PNB has attempted to with the Partido Clásico Centrista, to bring down the government of the Frente Popular and establish a coalition government.

Given the political upheavel that has taken place in recent weeks, which has seen the Frente becoming stronger and more disciplined, the Presidente is expected to call elections when activity levels have risen.

Baracãoan Courts Busy

On behalf of the Republic of Baracão Presidente Alarico Veto Julia today asked the Supreme Judge, Rakesh Ackbar, to order Jose Barrio-Martinez, to comply with the Right to Signatures Act, which stipulates that citizens and visitors posting in Baracão may bear a signature consisting "of an image of 400x100 pixels, and / or four lines of consecutive, viz., page-broken text".

Whilst a degree of leniency has been shown in the past, it was felt that Jose Barrio-Martinez's signature, displaying the logo of the Partido Social Demócrata, was a blatant abuse of the privilidges granted under the Act. The image sported by señor Barrio-Martinez is currently 324x216 pixels in size, and considerably longer than alllowed by law. Despite being notified of this, señor Barrio-Martinez has failed to comply with part of the Act that says "the user will be bound to change his or her signature to comply", continuing to use the signature in posts in his party's forum. It is expected that the Supreme Judge will order señor Barrio-Martinez to comply with the law, whilst other citizens who use signature slighty above the legal limit have expressed their desire to change their own images. Compañero Almagro, leader of the Frente Nacional para la Tradición Minorcana y Salvación Tiegista, whose signature is only slightly above the limit, has asked the Presidente to provide one that is legal.

Also in the courts this week, the Supreme Judge threw out a case in the Tribunal Popular, made by Jose Barrio-Martinez against Alarico Veto Julia. The Supreme Judge ruled that statements made by the Presidente and later withdrawn had no "permanent damage" against the plaintiff.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Frente Popular Grows at Expense of Other Parties

The Frente Popular, Baracão's governing Tiegist federal political party, has seen its membership increase dramatically in the past few days. Whilst the PNB has slumped into inactivity since the departure of Jose Barrio-Martinez to form the PSD, the Frente's fortunes have been much better; despite the loss of Chirsto de Loutrado to Baracão's newest party, four citizens of Baracão have become Frentistas in the last few days.

Koba, formerly the General Secretary of the Partido Comunista Nacional during the Socialist Republic was the first to join the Frente Popular, and he was followed, in quick succession, by Salomon Viviano, Cguan Pugalista Carpintero and Alfonso Rufio Castaneda.

Compañero Carpintero defected to the Frente Popular's FNTMST organisation from the Partido Clásico Centrista, the long inactive successor to the Partido Conservadore. On his departure, he announced "I know that by leaving the [Partido Clásico Centrista], I am destroying it, but I believe our platform has stagnated, and needs constant renewal to keep up... [I will join the FNTMST] hoping to enshrine our ways and culture there", referring to the Nueva Minorcan culture, of which a particular feature is the old language of Baracão seen in compañero Carpintero's forename.

Salomon Viviano was also a member of the PCC, and with the two now both having switched their allegiances to the Frente Nacional para la Tradición Minorcana y Salvación Tiegista, the PCC sets to lose its status as a legal political party.

Alfonso Rufio Castaneda's arrival in the Frente is set to spark co-operation between him and the leader of the Partido Comunista Nacional, Juan Fidel Valencia, who serves as Minister of Economics and Finance, with Castaneda's php bank script.

The Frente Popular has also begun construction on its website, which can be seen at www.frente-popular.tk, and will hopefully convince even more people to join Baracão's Tiegist government.

Sunday, June 20, 2004

New Political Party for Baracão


Jose Barrio-Martinez, formerly of the Partido Nacionalista and Christo de Loutrado, formerly of the Frente Popular, have joined forces to form the Partido Social Democrata. The formation comes as both citizens found themselves agreeing with the theory that Baracão's political system is that of "an ex-Soviet republic". The PSD's logo, shown above, has been used as the signature of Señor Barrio-Martinez in an illegal form. Despite being warned of this, the PSD's whip ad interim continued to use the illegal image and el Presidente, under the Right to Signatures Act, was authorised to remove the offending signature from the citizen's post.

The Partido Social Democrata claims that it will draw "on the best and most enduring elements of classical liberalism, libertarian socialism and classical anarchism but adapts these to contemporary circumstances within a uniquely Baracaon [sic passim] cultural framework that appeals to the best within our libertarian and revolutionary traditions." Some Baracãoans have wondered whether or not de Loutrado will import his Babkhan "New Democracy" featured in previous editions of Tiegismo Hoy, however the assurance in the PSD's manifesto that Baracão's unique culture will be maintained is comforting, if not entirely convincing, with the lack of correct use of the Baracãoan language throughout, and, Tiegismo Hoy fears, even the name of the party.

Tiegismo Hoy hopes that early setbacks will not get in the way of a renaissance in Baracão's political scene. The new party, which has registered with the Ministry of the Interior, comes at a time when the Frente Popular have begun the process of closing its forum to the general public. The Chairman of the Frente, after the suggestions of several Frentistas, has proposed that closing the forum to all but members of the Frente Popular should be linked with the development of a website containing information about the Frente, including its Constitution, Manifesto, et cetera. The call comes after non-Frentistas began to make a nuisance of themselves in the Frente's headquarters, despite being aske to leave. Barrio-Martinez, one of these, has complained that the Frente intends to curtail his right to free speech. The Frente Popular has recently been dynamised by the increased activity of Compañeros Valencia and Koba, and looks to continue its progress further.

Friday, June 18, 2004

Baracãoans Nominated for Fnords

The Apollo Inquisitor, the latest in the not-too-long line of Apollo titles, has reported that the nominations for the People's Fnord Awards, 2004, have closed. Although no such official notices have been made in the Fnord Awards forum at the time of going to press, the Apollo Inquisitor has said that the following Baracãoan citizens are nominated for awards:

Jesus Pablo Santiago for Best New Micronationalist,
Alarico Veto Julia for the Odlum Award for Overall Achievement,
Rakesh Ackbar for Best Speaker,
Xavier Cervantes for Best Speaker.

Santiago's nomination was seconded by el Presidente after having been proposed by Juan Fidel Valencia, the current Minister of Economics and Finance and probable future leader of the Partido Comunista Nacional. Tiegismo Hoy believes that Santiago's efforts as Director of the Fundación Nacional Tiegista, the Baracãoan cultural organisation, will be a big benefit to him and hopes that the judges will recognise this.

Presidente Julia, who was invited to judge the Fnord Awards but respectfully declined, has long been an active citizen of Baracão since its foundation, and was part of the original group of revolutionaries who overthrew the Minorcan regime. In this and since then, he has been instrumental in the course of Baracão's evolution, and was awarded the title "Hero of the Revolution" by mass petition.

As Supreme Judge, Rakesh Ackbar has had to endure an onslaught of litigation. He prides himself on his ruling, which are superb in their technicality. Xavier Cervante's speeches have often been described as ludicrous and are normally extremely hyperbolic, often resulting in personal attacks against el Presidente. In the Best Speaker category, then, Rakesh Ackbar's is seen as being the favourite of the Baracãoan nominations.

Antonio Vitores Ramon, the absent Comunista and long-term citizen of the Republic of Baracão, was recognised as the Best Communist Micronationalist at last year's Fnord Awards. Tiegismo Hoy hopes that as many Baracãoan citizens as possible win in their respective categories and go on to follow in the footsteps of Compañero Ramon.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Revolutionary Pavlova Taco's Second Outing



With thanks, once again, to the mysterious el Cuervo.

Shirerithian Olympic Preparation Continues

Preparations for the Micronational Olympic games continue apace in the Imperial Republic of Shireroth, as the Committee gears up for the expected flood of nations and citizens willing to participate.

Tiegismo Hoy believes in and aims to spread the Tiegist principle of intermicronationalism that the Republic of Baracão has always held dear. Under this principle, readers are urged to lobby their government to take part and to get their respective Sports / Culture / Foreign ministries to head over to the Intermicronational Olympics Committee in Shireroth and sign up. The Republic of Baracão's government will shortly begin discussions with the Committee, and el Presidente has already expressed his personal interest, both through the Frente Popular and to the Committee itself.

It is also hoped that this newspaper will provide the best coverage of the events, which so far include:

· Yahoo Reversi
· Yahoo Checkers
· Yahoo Chess
· 100 Meter Run
· Shot Put (with Tennis Ball)
· Discus (with Frisbee)

Monday, June 14, 2004

Baracão's Cultural Progress Continues

Baracãoanisation of names gains efficiency

One of Presidente Alarico Veto Julia's known goals - to have as many Baracãoan citizens adopt names in the Baracãoan languages - continues apace today with the implementation of javascript code on the national discussion board. Such code has long been in place on other boards, such as those of Arminy, for example, but technical problems have meant that the Tiegist Republic has not been able to put in place a similar system that works.

So far, citizens Jose Barrio-Martinez and Salomon Viviano are using the technology. Salomon Viviano is also using the technique to Baracãoanise his signature. Discussion with the recently repatriated Koba are also expected to lead to increased implementation of the scheme, and Tiegismo Hoy shares el Presidente's hope that citizens using non-Baracãoan logins will head to the Plaza de la Revolución to sign up.

Having helped to engineer and implement the code, citizen Salomon Viviano is strongly tipped to receive the Cultural Achievement Award in el Presidente's next spate of unrivalled generosity.

Sunday, June 13, 2004

Baracão's Communists Revitalised?

Former General Secretary returns, Valencia sets eyes on top spot

Koba, former General Secretary of the Partido Comunista Nacional during the Third (Socialist) Republic of Baracão recently applied for citizenship in the Republic, which was granted almost overnight. Even before he had officially been granted legal status as a citizen, the former Communist leader immediately made his interest in the party he formerly headed.

The readmission of Koba into the Republic coincides with a rejuvenation of the Partido Comunista Nacional, which has seen Juan Fidel Valencia, a descendant of the Valencia family that ruled so ruthlessly before the Revolution that swept the Communists to power, apply to become its leader. In a speech made to the Political Bureau of the Frente Popular and distributed to the general membership of the Frente, Valencia, who serves as the Minister of Economics and Finance, said that it was vital to "win back our heartland from the Nationalist scourge and once again campaign for both socialism and the rights of the workers of Baracão". Valencia received support from the former General Secretary Koba and also endorsement from the Chairman of the Frente Popular, leader of the Movimiento para la Cuarta República, a party allied to the Communists in the Frente.

Tiegismo Hoy hopes that Minister Valencia manages to rejuvenate the Partido Comunista Nacional inside the Frente Popular, described recently by the President of the Republic, Alarico Veto Julia, as "a vehicule created for popular progress", and wishes him well in constructing an economic model based on true socialist and Tiegist foundations, one of the many common goals of the constituent parties of the Frente Popular. The heritage of the Communists in Baracão must not only be remembered, but its presence continued. Without the Communists, Baracão would not exist.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Revolutionary New Cartoon

El Cuervo releases new series
The True Purpose of the PNB loses some relevance.
• El Cuervo, hero of many of the inner-city's youths for his political (and slightly less politically motivated) graffiti antics, has been forwarding episodes from his new cartoon, the Adventures of Pavlova Taco, Revolutionary-in-Training. With still at least half a dozen episodes of his previous cartoon, the True Purpose of the PNB unpublished because of the fact that, having been drawn at the spur of the moment, they now appear slightly irrelevant, the editorship of Tiegismo Hoy believes Pavlova Taco to be a timeless masterpiece.
Click here to read the first issue of "Pavlova Taco, Revolutionary in Training"

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Compañero Valencia Returns

Bring economic plans and aspirations with him.
From our Cabinet Correspondent, Bandera
• The return of the Minister of Economics, Juan Fidel Valencia, has allowed the economy to once again become a major policy area of the current Frente Popular, and it will hopefully aid recovery from the current stagnation across the island.
• Minister Valencia spared no time in getting down to business. Immediately upon resuming office, Minister Valencia shelved the stalled Economics Select Committee, without the approval of the Assembly but with little resistance, and outlined major issues that should be addressed before a new economic model could be instituted. These are part of Valencia's solid belief in strong foundations, and his ideas of growing an economy organically from the ground up through participation by all classes and organisations on the island.
• Even though many of Valencia's proposals are the creation of an entrepreneur culture, it is expected huge state-intervention in the economy will be needed. This will be not only to protect the less off in Baracão, but also to control the inefficiencies of the market which have often afflict other nations, and have led to economic collapse. While this is for mainly practical reasons, ideology also seems to have a major bearing. This is not only to counter attacks from the Nationalists, but also to maintain support of the left, deep rooted at the heart of the Frente Popular.
• Tiegismo Hoy hopes that all of Valencia's proposals will be based on pragmatic, steady, sensible development. They will build of the successes and failures of economies from Trian to Karnali to Shireroth in an effort to make the Baracãoan economy a powerhouse of the micro-world.

New Democracy Under Scrutiny in Babkha

Glorious allies, glorious Democracy?
From our Babkhan Correspondent, Kamalshahr
• How new is New Democracy, the ideology of the monarchist direct democracy? This is the question in the Kamalshahr Bazaar today. It is also the point of contention that has opened up the otherwise lacklustre by-election campaign between the Behsaz and Rastakhiz parties for control of the Majlis-i-Mellat.
• The Babkhan Sun, a pro-Behsaz newsblog whose editor is New Democracy advocate Chris Loutradis, published an editorial strongly praising the Emir of Raspur, Ardashir Khan Osmani, and the ideology of New Democracy – which observers believe has thrived because of the indulgence shown by the Babkhan Associate Judge and military Grand Commander. This provoked an angry response from Rastakhiz leader Kuralyov, the prominent Feianovan and Vizier of Defence in Babkha, accusing Ardashir Khan Osmani of being a “puppet master” and accused Loutradis, Satrap of Kapitalia, of doing nothing to develop his satrapy. Satrap Loutradis responded by listing his initiatives and achievements from the two weeks he had been in office and challenged Rastakhiz Party satraps to list their achievements.
• With no direct response to Satrap Loutradis’ challenge, Abbas Madani – well known for PNB activism in Baracão – changed the direction of the bazaaris debate by accusing the New Democracy movement of being “firmly riven” to the Behsaz Party and not open to cross-party discussion. Chirs Loutradis’ did politely counter that the New Democracy concept was and remained open for all to discuss, it was only the fact that the Behsaz Party alone had shown a real interest in the ideas of New Democracy, that led to the association between the two, the satrap reiterated he was keen for dialogue with other parties interested in New Democracy.
• The crux of the New Democracy debate was then the origins of the ideology and whether it began with Chris Loutradis’ at all. Critics pointed to the Hamegani Otaq amendment, which predated New Democracy by almost a year, drafted at various times by Amir Shervanis and Ardashir Khan Osmani of the Beshaz Party and Rakesh Ackbar of the Babkhan Liberal Centre Party (only of be scuppered by one of the erratic interventions of Bahram Gul Khuramdin into Babkhan politics). The Otaq amendment provided for citizens speaking and debating rights in front of the Majlis-i-Mellat without granting voting rights which remained with elected representatives. Pro-temp Majlis member and Rastakhiz candidate Kuralyov recently reintroduced this measure to the Majlis-i-Mellat. After interventions in the debate by Darius Rugahi and Amir Shervanis a general consensus emerged that while New Democracy cannot claim to have introduced new ideas into Babkhan political society it had reawaken the direct democracy debate and prompted the Rastakhiz Party to reintroduce the Hamegani Otaq amendment in order to prove its credentials in the debate. In that sense at least New Democracy has the Rastakhiz Party on the defensive as far as policy initiatives go.
• As far as predictions for the remainder of the by-election period, which will end with a vote lasting from the 15th to the 22nd of June, Tiegismo Hoy believes that the Behsaz and Rastakhiz Parties will continue to accuse each other of avoiding a debate on the nature of Babkhan democracy, be it representative, new or direct. As to the two candidates, Chris Loutradis and Kuralyov, both parties have fielded dynamic and popular candidates and the vote is too close to call. However the perception that Kuralyov has spent too much time absorbed in Feianova and too little time attending to his duties as Vizier of Defence or Satrap of Norasht may ultimately cost the Rastakhiz Party the election.
• In either event the Venceremos-Rastakhiz Pact would not be threatened by whichever party holds the majority in the Majlis-i-Mellat.

Imperial Republic Imperilled by Republicanism

[I can't really do better than that headline, can I? - ed]
From our Shirithian Correspondent, Shirekeep
• The Imperial Republic of Shireroth which has in the month of June been disturbed by revolt, perturbed by recwar, and downright alarmed by the abdication of Kaiser Kaiser Wyltheow I now faces a disputed succession between rival claimants to the throne, Duke Scott of Hyperborea and Duchess Jadie of Goldshire.
• So far Volsaarn, Schlangen, Amity and Mirioth, Lac Glacei & Cognito, Mar Sara, Elwynn, and off course Hyperborea support Duke Siskind while only Brookshire and Goldshire, the two duchies that brought about the original rebellion so far back Duchess Jadie. However at the time of writing a number of more mercurial, treasonable or humorous (depending on perspective) claims to the throne have also been made. There is no settled procedure for replacing a Kaiser who has abdicated without designating an heir and the tradition of the most popular admin taking power is not applicable in the politically fragmented environment caused by the recwar/rebellion. In short, for Shireroth, revolution is in the air.
• All of this has played into the hands of Rakesh Ackbar, Duke of Brookshire, who has asked the Landsraad, Shireroth’s feudal senate, to use the constitutional ambiguity to declare and appoint its own candidate following the succession marked out in Imperial Decrees 73 and 77 “Line of Succession and Legitimacy” – effectively making the Landsraad the most powerful institution in Shireroth. It is a situation similar to that in Britain in the late 17th and early 18th century when the matter of the succession to the crown was settled by the express sanction of Parliament in Westminster in the wake of the Glorious Revolution of 1688. However not everyone backs the emergence of a republican oligarchy in the place of the Kaiser’s autocracy. The County and Armies of Elwynn going so far as to declare, in Latin prose, quod principi plaquit legis habet vigorem "whatever is pleasing to the prince has the force of law". Others remain faithful to the notion that the Landsraad exists and operates subject to the Kaiser’s mercy and that any deviation from this would be as divergent from the national identity for Shireroth as Babkha deposing the Shah, or Baracão abandoning Tiegism for Thatcherism.
• The actual succession is up in the air however it is believed that Scott Siskind has been the most assiduous in consulting the ‘gods’, those certain powerbrokers who are veiled from the gaze of the common man, than either Jadie or the Landsraad republicans.

A Time Of Change For Attera

First candidate for Prime Ministerial elections, Lesser Attera secedes.
From our Atteran Correspondent, Kreutzberg
• In Argaal yesterday, the first candidate for the Prime Ministerial elections scheduled for July or August was announced. A recently returned Atteran, HIH Ras Eoin of House Dornan, announced his candidature with the slogan “VOTE EOIN FOR 2004, IT'LL BE BETTER THAN SEX!!!” with a qualification imploring voters not to be disappointed if their own sexual activities exceeded those the Dornan campaign was qualified to improve upon. Ras Dornan promised, in his campaign platform, to help the Atteran Empire recover from the slump it has suffered as a result of many of its citizens being dispatched to Iraq, and to act as a protector of Atteran culture and traditions throughout his reign as Prime Minister, if elected.
• In other news, HSIH Mik'el Tzion I, Emperor of the Atterans, announced that the province of Lesser Attera was declaring independence. This is the third time that such an entity has been brought into existence, and this one will be on the MCS. Tzion proclaimed that it had four objectives: “To see if a micronation can actually transfer power in a peaceful manner without someone hijacking the whole cycle”, “To establish a micronation based on a purely unique micronational culture. Nothing fantasy mind you, but one that has traits and culture that is created in a realistic manner by those that are a part of it”, “To show all that equality and fairness can be actually beneficial rather than some antiquated ideal”, and “Plus, it will give me some chance to enact some things that I have been longing to do in the Intermicronational community, but can't due to the Atteran Empire's current policies.” HIH Prime Minister Noseworthy has openly criticised the move, saying “Lesser Attera, in my opinion, will only serve to decrease interest and activity in the Empire, and that is not good when we've been trying very hard to recover from the hit in activity and interest we took when our population deployed to Iraq. I can't support Lesser Attera, nor will I, at a personal level.” It remains to be seen whether the nation will sink or swim, but it is certain that the MCS will again be inhabited by an Atteran nation.

Arminian Royal Elections

Arminy's King Dilerr I to be crowned soon.
From our Arminian Correspondent, somewhere in Arminy
• Although at times other candidates like Johanns V and Zarathustra Erutirn seemed in the lead, Dilerr was the final winner of Arminy's king election, an election marked by the secession of Slobovia and the subsequent conflict over possession of the capital. It was Dilerr who finally received the crown, thanks to his satisfying the rigorous qualifications of occasionally being active, not seceding during the middle of the election, and not having gotten the whole country to hate him for some reason or another.
• Dilerr is best known among foreigners for being a leading member of the former Cranda, his possible participation in recwars unless we're confusing him with someone else, and his role in the former Yellowist Menelmacar. He has been in micronations since about the beginning of Cranda and those who know him say he is an intelligent and worthy leader.
• The coronation proceeded with typical Arminian efficiency, with no one showing up during the scheduled date on Sunday, someone changing the time without informing anyone else, the celebrants eventually deciding giving speeches in order was too confusing and deciding to just post the whole ceremony at once (which they have not yet done) and foreigners occasionally popping in to congratulate him. Although it's still not certain whether he's been crowned yet, will be crowned later this week, or whether coronation is more of an ongoing process than an actual event, it seems certain that he will, in fact, be some sort of king at some indefinite point in the future.
• The coronation is taking place at the Bergbuurgs Temple in Arminy, and all foreigners are invited to attend and to wish the new king well.